THE DAY I GOT PREGNANT. PART 1.

Just kidding.

I didn't know the day I got pregnant but I took in within 2 months of my physical exposure to sex because I have only watched it on video but never practiced.

Growing up, I had promised myself that I would start having sex when I turned 21 and that was what I did but without sex education. A very big mistake, but don't blame me here, I am an old woman.😜

A little back story, I had an extra year in school which means I had enough time to explore, what did they say about the Idle mind? The Idle mind led me to meet one guy that was as Idle as me. He is older and had explore sex. I cant remember how he convinced me to have sex with me but we started somewhere.

He would take me to his friends place, damn, I have taken a lot of risk in my life, no wonder My mum was doing vigil back to back. I didn't even have a standard because I remember in one of our escapades, I had giving him my money to pay for an hotel for us. 'upcoming sugar mummy'

My introduction to sex was so good that I started being the one to reach out to him for sex 'feminist' so we were having it back to back, he even at a point introduced me to alcohol and he would buy me TomTom when we are going back home.

Where were my parents? I actually told them I was going to the library so they didn't know any of this. Princess Horpsy 

One of my old school mate reached out to me and I also had sex with him that period, remember that I was not sexually educated so I was just 'enjoying' myself, jumping from one man to the other, while lying to everyone except me, till I couldn't find my period that February.

I actually did not need a soothsayer to formally inform me that I am pregnant. 😂😂😂😂. Back then, test strip wasn't common but deep within me I knew this was the cockroach women always swallow. I had never missed my period except that month so that was definitely it.

I found out on my way back to school to go and rewrite my failed courses. (mad oh) I couldn't tell anyone.

Plot twist, I had a Boyfriend in a serious relationship with and we were both keeping ourselves till marriage. 😂😂😂 We don't live in the same state, the plan was to go from home, spend some days with him before I proceed to school. My parent did not also know about this, I can see your eyes, dont judge me.

Remember, I had started having sex without my boyfriends knowledge and I have been enjoying it so I had hinted him that when I come we should try it since I planned to have it at 21 anyways, so lets make it happen. He was also excited and was anticipating for when I would land. 

To God be the Glory, I landed with pregnancy.

Let me know if you enjoyed this so I can publish the remaining part.

Song of the day Ekaette by Maye Hunta

#hermotherdaughter #myfirstpregnancy #princesshorpsy #Nigerian

Me and Church boy.

 What happened between me and this man. 

I can't remember his name as we didn't spend up to a week knowing ourselves. He had invited me to church that Sunday and our plan was that after church, we would meet together in the evening as he had said he wanted to join my evening walk so we can know ourselves better while on an activity.

It sounded like a nice plan, so I met him in Church. The service went well and we were also anticipating seeing each other physically during the service. After the service, he said he had somewhere else to go and he would like me to follow him as it would be fun and we would come back for our walk in the evening.

I initially refused but he kept teasing me and promising it would be fun, so I followed this stranger in excitement to where I did not plan nor know about. The house turned studio was far from the main road and inside all this abandoned houses that the will name 'close' in Nigeria.

I was the only woman in that house as at when I got there but I wasn't scared though because that's not my first time in such situation and i love taking risks like that. 😍 He already told me that there would be lunch but as usual, there is nothing.

After about an hour, he said he was stepping out with one of the guys, he wont be long and he would get me food on his way back. The was light so I held on to his promise and was watching TV. After a while, a girl came to join me. She was the one that was suppose to anchor the program or whatever.

Now I have been waiting for about 3 hours now, no food, nothing. I know I should have stand up to find my way but I was using the period to charge my phone as light wasnt stable in my home.

He came back sweating and apologizing while giving me bread because 'he didn't see food to buy'. Before you say, its the thought that count, I am not a fan of bread, It is not something I appreciate and it felt like an insult.

How would I be waiting for 3 hours and you present me bread as lunch.

This is almost 4pm and I had told this man earlier that I start my walk by 4pm and I would like to take my leave as to go prepare for my walk and freshening up. He started begging me to stay that they would soon be done and I kept saying No that I wanted to leave, he went to call everyone that I am angry and want to leave so they should beg me to stay after telling him the reason why I wanted to leave.

Now, this is embarrassing so I had to stay for what was never my business. He later got me food but I was tired and angry and my mood was completely off. There and then, I decided that we would never meet again, not even by mistake.

I got home around 6.30pm, with a completely wasted day, regret, tired and pissed. I learnt once again never to bend for men nor change my schedule based on emotions.

He reached out to me to apologize but we ended up blocking each other and that is the end of a relationship that never started.

Short man.

Song for the day: Raindrops by Tuface.

#hermothersdaughter #princesshorpsy

I SHARED MY PLATE OF FOOD ON OUR FIRST DATE.

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 This might have happened two years ago but it is still fresh in my memory because it is the first and one of its kind. Have you ever had a weird first date experience? Please share in the comment box down this blog. I have had a lot of weird first date experience and I hope to share them because these experience also made me pause going on date for a while. I believed I was haunted at that period. 

I have actually resumed going on dates now because I am not getting younger and I love meeting new people. 

 Like I mentioned in one of my blogs that I love shopping, on this day I had gone shopping for groceries in my white 'Zaddy's girl' top and a blue jeans plus a black sneakers and a red handbag. I remembered I wanted to get movie ticket when someone ran towards me. 

'He was like my Oga said I should give you this number and you should call him when you are done'

One of the things I hate is someone approaching me on behalf of another that wants my attention, I see it as a disrespect on my person. If you are not cripple, why can't you approach the woman you like in person. I was very pissed so I told the man to tell go tell his boss to come by himself else before I collect any number.

He ran back to his boss and in like 30secs, the boss showed up and he was like 'you look like you would be tough but I like that'. I smiled and told him how I find what he did disrespectful. He went further by saying he was with his child and wouldn't want her witnessing him talking to another woman on their daddy daughter date. It made me blush though because I love me a responsible parent plus he complimented my dressing and that why I can still remember what I wore till date.

We exchanged number and we started chatting via whatsapp till we were able to fix a lunch date and he specifically asked me to dress to our date the same way he saw me dress. I actually did not read meaning to it till after the date. I was just happy to go on our lunch date.

On the said date, I was to come to his office first then we would go have lunch at anywhere of his choice, He is a lawyer so I understand. I will add here that while i was waiting for him to round of we had a chit chat about his life/ child. He wasn't married and the child live with her mother while he take care of her bills and spend time together during holiday.

I was a heavy eater as at then, I eat till I don't have space and when I discover my stomach is slightly going empty I always fill it up. We got to the restaurant to have lunch and the first he was telling me is how ladies line up there at night to find customers. I was very irritated but I just smiled it off so I can eat my food and go home. 

When the order list arrived, I went through it and he told me to make an order for anything I like while going through his own pamphlet. I thought to myself to try out the fisherman soup on the menu and semovita because I have never had that soup before. I told him my decision and he was like 'thank God we would share the soup' my brow raised up like HELLO, WHO GOES THERE. 

I told him I am not cool with that and he said if I knew how much the soup was in quantity, i would appreciate this gesture as I would not be able to finish it. I told him it doesn't matter if I would finish it or not as this was my order. Who finishes food at a restaurant in the first place, I meeeeeaaan 🙅

The food got ready and he asked that wheat should be prepared for him with no soup. Immediately I was served my food, I washed my hands and started eating 'as e dey hot' while he kept looking at me. That soup had all protein that will do my body good as it was so painful that I had to share. I ate what I could and passed the remaining to him and he said i didn't do good as i would have waited for his food to arrive before I started eating or better still I should have wait for extra plate so I could serve him instead of remaining the soup for him.

I even thought he was angry and wouldn't eat again so I can finish my food in peace but he dipped his hand and started swallowing. I guess that's how I failed the wife material test because I didn't wait for him to be ready before I started eating or offer to serve him separately.

I got home and gisted my boyfriend and he made jest of me on how me and my date cant afford separate meal.

Its fine though, there would be no such humiliation again.

Thanks for reading.

I love you.

Share your weird first date experiences with me.