MR NATHANIEL AND HORPSY (Full episode)

 Who is Mr Nathaniel Ohiozoje Evborein?

In all honesty, this is someone I have never met before except through Social media and all I know about him, I either learnt from him or his social media page aka Facebook. 

I had made a sarcastic post like I normally do on my page Here once in a while, just to make people laugh and feel good about themself. Everyone that has been following me for year know that I am mostly Sarcastic but because I had use reverse psychology in that post, it attracted a lot of male comments, it reached 70k people before it got to Mr Nathaniel wall but before then I had locked my comments section so it was just the views and reaction getting in. 

After a while, A facebook user sent me a DM to Open the comment section because she personally recognized someone and wanted to reply the person, so I did. She replied the person and told me she was done but because of my busy schedule I forgot to lock the comment section back till I started getting comment notifications on the said post, I opened the post and I started replying the ones I could reply. 

I got to Mr Nathaniel comment and his comment was "with this your funny Hernia shape" and I paused because I know women suffer from Hernia the most which makes their tummy protrude especially after having babies. I took a look at my stomach and I can see I have a normal sized tummy so where did he see Hernia shape on me. I took a step to his page and saw that he in fact was the one with a Hernia shape stomach so I replied him with 

"you shoudn't be the one talking about someone's shape when you look like this. How does it feel looking down and you can't see your small peniz from where you are standing? Look at the mirror next time before opening your mouth"

 I attached his picture to the said comment, reply others, locked my comment section and went to sleep. 

By the time I woke up and picked my phone to scroll through social media, I already met not only his message in my DM(messenger) 

"What is wrong with that shape? Those that manage to fuck you don't compare.. You are so deluded..if you really are confident of who you are, you shouldn't be limiting the comments... Open the comments and let me roast you..Ugly mama" "Go and work on your shape, and stop flaunting your Rhinoceros waist for people to see...worwor woman"

He has also extended his hands to another of my post entirely saying 

"Miss 'Horse', I mean princess Horpsy, compare all your customers, past and present with the guy on the left... Make Ogun knack you down" while posting a picture of himself that he took with 2 of his colleagues. 

I was surprised because who jumps up on down on a stranger's post looking for attention that much, like guy I don't even know you. Not only have you called me ugly, you called me a Horse, deluded, Rhinoceros waist, asking me to compare you with my customers then asking me to work on my shape all in one night. I replied him 

"Damn, you 8 yourself this much that you are looking for validation from a complete stranger. I can't compare please, I have never been with men that have their stomach covering their peniz. God forbid. seriously, you wife and kids love you just the way you are. I reject you in 100 folds"

He then replied me again 

"Must you talk? you are the only looking for validation...You are a nobody with bent waist..we should be expecting humility from you...you will never get a man that will settle with and for you...You are a toy...last minute toy to any man..I wanted to teach you a lesson, never to go ton a man's profile to pick pictures...Your inferiority complex and bad manners is not helping your cause...Just hide and lay low...You are the one trying to gain validation and attention here..I already disliked you from the beginning...you are a struggling Olosho...Go and live your life and leave decent people alone...shoooo"

I was dumbfounded.  

 Struggling Olosho how? I have never introduced myself as an Olosho neither has this man asked what I do for a living and immediately I was triggered because men like him are used to shaming women for having sex but never takes accountability for their actions. If he had the time to not only drop me a DM, he would also have the time to reply message. 

So I drop him a special post here replying his DM messages with his picture especially since he told me to watch my weight and he does look like someone that needed the advice more than I do plus he said He wants to teach me a lesson and I take that as a threat to life. Incase I go missing, people know where to find me.

If you look inside the comment section, You would see where he made a lot of promises to lay curses on me, to make sure I won't ever get married, that he has taken snapshot of my pictures and comment and will send to thatmediagirl01 to be called out threatening to deal with me. 

He called me Olosho severally, said men are not safe with me, and I will be used and dumped, said I have been infected with sexual diseases, I am poor and raised in poverty, rhinoceros waist,

He didn't stop with me, for everyone that tried to call him to order, he insulted them severally both male and female, called some bastard, olosho for credit and shawama, cheap harlot, bloody dimwit, dumbass, omo ekpe, he even went to friend's page, took her picture of when she was pregnant and posted it to shame her. 'A pregnant woman' just because she was trying to correct him. Who score points with a woman body change in pregnancy? Only Koromoto men.

With my post, I have had few women come out to say that's his modus operandi, he goes to female comment section just to insult them just because he doesn't agree with their post. That's a sick person behavior if you ask me.

I am a Yoruba woman and where I come from, intimidation doesn't work for us and that's why our parents endeavor to equip us with both education, skills and whatever we need to survive this life so that when male are talking, we would also be able to contribute from our experiences. I am very sure not every woman is as advantaged as us and male from their tribe always look down on them and treat them less than human, that is why you don't pass your boundaries if you don't know what you may meet on the other side.

Mr Nathaniel is not only an elderly man, he is a married man with 4 daughters that he invests in, prays to outshine him and live a good life but he didn't hesitate to call someone's daughter a Olosho. I wonder how he would react if his daughter reports to him that someone his age calls her a Olosho unprovoked. Would he protect outsider or protect his daughters? That's what we are all suppose to ask him as a father of girl with such bad behavior.

My father is not online to fight for me but I promise you, I am equipped with everything I need to fight for myself and if he ever hear this, he will stand up and give me and ovation because I am not a bastard Yoruba woman.

#hermotherdaughter

Song of the day is Face me by Sunny Neji. 

Happy valentine's day.

I JUST DISCOVERED GARLIC AND IT'S A GAME CHANGER

Hello dearests, 

Before I go into details, I would like you to know that cooking is not what I enjoy doing and I only do it for survival. If you are wondering what I love doing then that will be shopping and spending the money I didn't work for. durrrr. 😑😑😑

I was born to be a baby girl, I mean being a first child with siblings that should work for you makes me qualify as a baby girl but life has other plans so I learnt how to cook by force or choose hunger to nourish my head.

Apart from helping my mum boil rice, beans and turn swallow, those are the only things I learnt from home before I discovered YouTube in 2018 that helped me learn how to cooked plus I had a boyfriend that loved experimenting in the kitchen so he would send me recipes to try and from there I started whipping a lot of dishes in the kitchen. 

I cant beat my chest but I assure you, you can eat my food as long as you don't compare me to Hilda, my food no bad but it wont take you to cloud 9, meet your partners for that. 😎😎😎. I also compensate myself by going out to eat from people that enjoys cooking because the level of attention they give to food would be different from mine and It is evident in their meals.

Of course, after few years of cooking, I know what works for me in the kitchen, I mean spices and cooking method that elevates the taste of my meals. Let me give you few cooking tips incase you need it.

1. Add black pepper and sesame oil in your noodles, you won't have noodles another way.

2. Boil or roast your pepper mix before blending, but let it cool a bit if you are using plastic blender to save it from breaking.

3. Green ball peppers are expensive but when fried with any veggies/food, everyone will want to have a taste.

4. You don't have bread toaster and you don't want to eat ordinary bread, get your non stick frying pan, put a little butter and toast your bread. You would not want to eat bread in another way.

5. Tiger food spices are not your friend in the kitchen, the more you use it, the more you doubt your cooking skills. Try other spices and compare the results.

6. If you really want your rice to soak up the tomato base while cooking Jollof rice, you MUST cook on very low heat. You are cheating yourself by using foil/nylon to cover your pot if you are not cooking on low heat. Jollof rice needs at least 40mins to cooking if you are cooking for more than 3 servings.

7. The only palm oil that hasn't given me problems with cooking and its readily available in the market is Banga Oil. It doesn't feel heavy in meal, It doesn't foam while cooking, it doesn't stain the teeth nor plastic plate and I believe it's healthy.

8. Except you are making egusi balls, mix your grinded egusi with enough water and watch how it will fill up the pot. I use to believe the egusi has to be much because it has been grinded and it turns out the werey use to swell and at the end of the day, the ingredients won't go round.

9. Fish stew requires a lot of water because fishes will leave ocean to come and suck up your stew. But the good thing is if the stew is sweet, the fish will definitely be sweeter. So use good spices and stop using chicken spices for a better experience.

10. I use ginger and garlic in my meals but the powdered form, I only use the ginger roots when I am making Zobo or sometimes add in my pepper mix during cold season or when it looks like I am coming down with a flu. Last weekend, I wanted to make native rice and I saw Garlic when I was buying raw pepper. I took it home and sliced it while slicing the veggies. The elevation garlic gave my food? It tasted like I was eating in a Chinese restaurant. It tasted good that I over ate and had no leftovers. 

Buy Garlic today and cook with it, You don't have to use a lot at first trial, introduce it gradually and come back to give your testimony.

Anyways, do you have any tip you use in the kitchen? I would like to learn from you.

Song for today is Flakky by SeyiVibes.

See you soon

Toodles.

MY JOB INTERVIEW EXPERIENCE (THE LAW FIRM)

 Since I took a career break since May 2024, I have gotten back on a job search since October 2024 and damn, it has been different experience some which I can't remember but I will share the ones I can remember, from the online interviews and Physical ones.

The law firm.

This is a beautiful Law firm in Ikoyi, Lagos. The interview was for 10.am and I got there just few minutes before 10.am which for me was late because I like being punctual so I can relax before the interview begins. 

Interviews before now were conducted minimally, i mean 1 person per one interview appointment, if you were given 10am for your interview, you will be the only attendee but these day, appointment time is for all applicants and you will be made to wait till you are attended to. You may spend 5 hours waiting your turn.

I met about 10 candidates waiting and more to join. Apart from that, interview didn't star till about an 1hr later because we were waiting for the interviewer which is not a HR and hadn't resume work by the way. At about 11.am, we started entering an office in twos according to how we arrived and each person spent at least 15mins getting interviewed. 

It got to my turn and I had to see this man who had no experience or business with conducting interviews, he was cofounder of the firm which I believed he was supposed to be busy with other things. He welcomed me in and I sat in opposite him while he was going through my CV.

He asked why I didn't have my age, marital status and my state of Origin on my CV and I looked him directly in the eyes (cos oju loro wa) and told him 'that CV format is outdated and if those questions were important, he could ask me while I give him the answer' 

We had a little joke about my home town and He asked where I live, and immediately I told him, He said 'haa, we cant pay your money o' I should have just said Okay and kept it at that but I pestered him to tell me their budget and He said I didn't have a right to ask him because he is the one interviewing me.

He asked why I was leaving my work place and I told him, then he asked how much I was being paid and this is where I returned it to him and said 'I wont be disclosing that for confidential purposes' He pain am 😛😛😛😛😛😛 He now asked how much I am expecting them to pay me, I gave him a big figure, he was shocked and that was where the interview ended.

He said 'you are quite an interesting person, but I don't think we are ready for you' He gave me his business card and said 'keep in touch'. I smiled and thanked him but I never kept in touch. If I was interesting and he wanted to keep me close, He would have gotten me a job.

Anyways, this is where I would be ending this experience, and of course there are loads of interview experience that I would be sharing, so If this is your thing, do well to check back this blog. 

The song for today is Okay by Adekunle Gold.

Toodles

P.S; special shout out to the man that said he had missed me writing, this is for you.

2025

 Wasn't gonna lie, 2024 was a lot.

If I am to give it a name, it would be Chaos.

I made a lot of avoidable mistakes which hopefully I have learnt from, I changed apartment, I lost my job, I lost my Grandmother and it has been from one family problem to the other, I paid huge bills, I got broke while at it, I attended parties like I was 21yrs old, I got sad, I got depressed, I was very happy at a point, I watch a LOT of movies. I dated someone out of my tribe and 2 out of my race, getting home at odd hours. It was a whole lot of activities in 2024, most of which I wont forget in years to come.

I don't do new year resolutions but I can already see 2025 starting well for me. I am opening myself up to more opportunity this year, letting myself be more free because live is too short not to let go. May also try to take relationship seriously just because of the exictment it gives me and may get someone that will spoil me silly along the way.

How is the New year going for you?

BONDING.

 Hello, my gist mates.

Long time no see, how has been your week? Mine was quite eventful, from having light issues, watching movies, trying to penetrate the tiktok space, attending Smirnoff concert by weekend which has not really gone well with me because I have been unnecessary hunger since that concert ended but hopefully I get back myself. I also have 6 outing that I am looking forward to next weekend but of course I wont be attending all of them because I don't have a car. I would have to prioritize and save up for car towards next year.

Attending these events trigger this post about bonding. How do you bond with people as an individual? What are the things you do or share with people that you trust? For some it may be sharing of food, going to parties together, shopping together etc. Personally, I don't like to share my stuff with anyone so if I give you access to my stuffs, I can classify it as bonding with you.

One of the ways I bonded with my mum growing up was through making her hair, she does mine too and those are the times we share gist and be safe space to each other. My mum likes her hair being played with that anytime she wants to sleep she calls me to play with her hair, either by combing it or making cornrows and that woman hair was healthy. I have also pass that hair bonding to my sister because I actually want it to be a family ritual. Whenever she's coming home, I make sure my hair is out for her to play with and I also help with her hair and we get to unwind while at it. 

We also do a lot of bonding by trying new recipe together, watching movies and sharing our thoughts while at it, we make jest of each other before outsider make jest of us, we share secrets and we also hype ourselves up. We don't bond over suffering, we rather pay to ease our stress.

Bonding play a big part on ones memory because when you are no more, one of the things you remember for are those bonds you share with people. One of the ways I am bonding with y'll is to share my experience and gist with you because I don't want to be quickly forgotten whenever its time for me to live.

Song for the Anchovy by Kizz Daniel

THINGS I ALWAYS HAVE MONEY FOR IN MY 30'S

 Hello my gist mates, 

I don't want to call you gossip mates again because gossiping is a bad behavior but gisting with your friends is not a bad thing and if you read my blog, you are considered my friend.

If you don't know, I am in my 30's especially "early 30's" and I am the stage where I prioritize my comfort and peace of mind above anything and if I have my way, I would employ 10 people that will just be taking care of me left and right but I don't have my way and a girl can only wish. I also have little money to get things done so I can try to invest in my comfort and these are few things I always have money for.

1. HEALTH

 As we all know that health is wealth and I prioritize my health (physically and mentally) over anything as I hate discomfort, so I can never be too broke or stingy not to take care of myself. I don't care the amount of medication as long as It is going to help me out of inconvenience, I would have money to get it and that is period.

2. FOOD

I have never loved cooking even though I am a good cook, so I always have money for food because babygirl is going to eat even if the economy is collapsing. I am quick to bring out money when I am buying my meal both raw and cooked, I don't even calculate how much is leaving my account when I do. Food is my bestie and it takes 70% of my income. No jokes.

3. FUN

Everyone version of fun is different meaning what is fun for me may not be fun for you. I like to allocate fund to my fun every other day or if someone is inviting me to my kind of fun, you would never hear me say I cant show up because of money. I would look for the money by fire by force because a child that works well must enjoy well.

4. VEX MONEY

I do not go out without my vex money, it doesn't matter if I am hanging out with a male or female because sometime, you really need to book your cab and disappear without traces instead of being at the mercy of someone. Having your money will save you from public disgrace anytime, so before you step out, check your account balance just incase.

5. DATA

I am a movie lover, that is one of the best way I relax at home and to see a movie you must have plenty data. I also use my data for social media so I would know what's going on out there and of course to prevent boredom, isolation and also connect with family. I never want to be out of reach from those that matters to me. You can never catch me without data.

6. FAMILY EMERGENCIES/BILLS

There is always money for family and emergencies even if I would be sacrificing my meals for a while, those that matters to me would always get what they want. I have money available for everyone that matters to me, without them, life would be difficult for me. I also like to pay my bills because I don't like embarrassment from any one in any way. I don't like my name being called where they owe money.

These are the top things I always have money for no matter how broke I am, the money would come out. There are others but they are not as important because I can function without them but these tops the list.

Let me know what you prioritize with your income/ what you always have money for in the comment section. Lets chitchat like the gist mate we are.

P.S; If you have a story you want to feature on my blog anonymously or with your full chest, you can send it to my email opeyemiaremu0@gmail.com.

Song for the day Baba by Dj Spinall ft Kizz Daniel

I love you 

SHARED APARTMENT AND ITS SHENENIGANS

 Happy weekend my gist partners, we made it.

I woke up to the death of one of my Facebook and also my co-tenants settling fights this early Saturday morning that I should stay longer in bed and be wrapped in a mans arms. Lets get straight into todays blog.

I may be old school or talking from a place of privilege, pardon me. I don't see the reason why 2-4 strangers should live in the same apartment indefinitely without knowing each other prior just to cut cost. I said it because someone has to say it. Now this is very common in Lagos and 'in the abroad'. "In the abroad", there are law that protect tenants and you can only rent through the Landlord, meaning you are covered, you do not sublet from tenant but over here a tenant can just say he/she is tired of solely paying rent/bills or can no more afford it, they will start looking for who to share their apartment with.

Housing situation is very expensive, I won't dispute that but allowing someone you don't know to come and live with you indefinitely is more expensive because there a lot of what ifs and as someone that prioritize her peace of mind over everything, I would run from living with someone I don't know from anywhere to share bills with.

The person can be doing something shady, thieves, have underlying health challenges, poor hygiene, bad character, evil spirit. As much as I do not believe in Witchcraft, I believe some people are very wicked and we were raised differently. Even siblings have different personality not to talk of someone you don't know. You could come home at night and your part of the house got burnt because you choose to live with a stranger or you meet the person dead, how are you going to redeem yourself?

Do not get me wrong, you can also share apartment with a stranger and they will graduate from housemates to friend or family but it is very scarce in this society because most young people are always in unnecessary competition with the next person. You may be running on your own lane and someone is doing everything within their power to pull you down.

This my cotenants they share a 3 bedroom and it's every time one noise or the other, sometimes I pay attention and other days, I mind my business. I don't live with them so I cant say for a fact this is what is happening but I know some of the noise would have been avoided if they live separately. Apart from the fact that I enjoy my own company, this is one of the reasons that I can't allow someone that is not family live with me indefinitely.

Let me know, can you share your apartment with someone indefinitely doesn't matter if they contribute towards the bill or not, or you are like me, one man mopol. Share your thoughts in the comment.

Thanks for always coming back to read my thoughts. I love you too.

PS: If you want to contribute to this blog either by sharing your stories or in any other way, you can send an email at opeyemiaremu0@gmail.com. 

Song for the day: Bank of America by Seyi vibes

THE DAY 1 GOT PREGNANT. FINAL PART.

 Horpsy, where is the part 3?

Even in my sleep, that was all I was hearing. You people too like gossip and thats why you keep coming back here and of course there is enough gists and tea to go around, so don't worry about you not getting a cup of tea except you don't take tea. You noticed I've changed the page theme too so you can feel more welcomed ☺️ 

Lets start what we have come into the room to do (insert beats) (If you know you know 😉😉)

I got of the bus and lied to my dad that I had to take permission in School and I will be home on Monday, this was a saturday, remember? and I was also not in School. I am not looking to add to my problem of not being in school since I left home for the past 2 weeks.

On Monday, I packed just few things and left my boyfriend's place in the afternoon so I can reach home at night. I am from an African home and I have not passed beating so if they want to pounce on me, let it be at night when nobody can see them spoiling my steeze and I didn't know what they had planned for me. 

Depending on how you imagine things, the rest of this tea can be emotional, sensitive, funny or sad but lets continue. 

I got home around 7pm and I met my mum and sister at home and the next thing that came out of my mum's mouth was "Oloyun, eti de" meaning "welcome, pregnant woman". It was funny an akward but I cant find anything to laugh about. I stayed at the door till I was told to come in cos I am not about to step on any more toes. 

I went into my room to drop my bag and I saw that my mum had hanged drip like they do in the hospital, I say " wetin be this abi eyes dey pain me ni". I was then called to come and have dinner, 'yes ma' I think it was Amala and ewedu, the food sweet o but as I was eating, my dad came home and the food just hung in my throat. "he he he he he, I'm not gonna take it easy on my hater' I don't have close rapport with him anyways but because I had done the unthinkable I have to compose.

He said when I finish eating, I should join him in the parlour, I did and he started asking me questions. Who impregnated you? I had to tell him the person i picked to be responsible and No, the person wasn't a stranger infact he was a visitor in our street (someone that came to spend holiday with a known family). He further asked me where we carried out the act, told him it wasn't on the street but the guy's friend's place. He say 'you no dey fear' I didn't answer. He said 'you are better than that guy o, or were you raped' I said No. There were a lot of questions that I couldn't give answers to at that point because with which mouth? 🤭

My mum now said 'even if you want to have fun, can't you use condom' I didn't answer because what is condom or when did you teach me how to use one 🤔.  After all the unnecessary interrogation, I kept the pregnancy and gave birth to my sister. (Just kidding 😂 🤣) I followed my mum to the room and she started looking for veins in my body to pass the drip.

Mum: this drip is very strong to terminate any pregnancy so don't worry, after few hours you will pass out blood and that's you will go back to your normal life.

Me: Yes ma.

The drip was passed, I finished it and surprise surprise, I didn't pass out any blood 🤣🤣🤣🤣 strong belle. I woke up the next day and everyone was petting me as I fell sick 🤭 so that blood can come out. My mum eventually went to work and she kept calling for blood. I am yet to see any oo. 😒. The next day, I woke up to hot pap by 5am because my mum believed that heat will trigger the pregnancy and it will fall out. 

A whole nurse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I took this every morning and night and the next day, she added gin to the mix, i take with hot pap with one hand, I step down with hot gin under strict supervision. This time around, my father has moved on with his life, nothing concern him again 😂 On Thursday, my mum asked 'are you sure, you are even pregnant? because all this torture should have affected the baby if you are indeed pregnant. I never mentioned that I had done tests, because they would know that I wasn't in school so there was no assurance/evidence on their part that I am indeed pregnant. 

My mum said, let's go to the lab for test, who am I to say No 🤭 On our way to the lab ( I dont know how she got the address cos e far)=+, my mum  told me 'don't put down your real name o' I said okay, we got there, did the test and boom, NO PREGNANCY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry, bad joke. The pregnancy was shinning infact almost 2 months now according to the results 😅. My mum said 'you see your life' I see my life oooo 😩😩 She had to approach one of the staff privately and told them our predicament, simply put 'This child has made a mistake and we need help to abort'

The staff was like 'that one na small thing na, we get sure plug for that' so they gave us the address of the sure plug and the woman wanted to start preaching on how I'm grown and can have the baby that she only attend to teenager, my mum start begging her that we have used medication to terminate and the child may be deform now, she should help us. My mum had to show her I.D that she's a nurse blablabla and she's not going to cast her as we only need help. 

Woman to woman, girl's girl. She told us to meet her the next day with our 15k for the procedure and we would still pay her transport costs. This woman took us from Lagos to Sango inside. I can never get that place if i had complications and wanted to go back. But my mum was with me so i had no fear. The hospital was a one man owned and he had all this small girls as nurse. This life ehn, we never asked if he was qualified or anything, we just want to get rid of the pregnancy and I was just there as the sacrificial lamb.  But I'll rather die in safe hands (my mum) than in Oyo town where I knew nobody. 

The procedure was pretty fast but gory, infact it was less than 15mins. My legs were hanged and an iron was inserted in me to part my privates and another iron to scrape out the foetus. They close my legs back and gave me injection and some medicines I used immediately and the rest routinely. I didn't spend extra minutes than that 15mins and I could stand again and we went back home. On our way, instead of my mum to keep quiet 🤫 she started preaching on how I should not think about it and my own child will come, telling me some people plan to keep pregnancy and have miscarriages so I should see it as one. If I give you blow 🤛

I got home, rested and we planned to go back to 'school' the day after tomorrow so they can monitor me to finish my medicine. On the day I was going back to 'school' I was almost approaching Ibadan when I felt that heavy flow. All my clothes was soaked as if a tap of blood was opened under me 😩 and I was on a black skirt so it could be easily concealed. When I got down the bus (I left the stain for them, hopefully the next person will forgive me) I ran straight to 'Academy' that was the only recognised market then at Iwo road. I bought pad and beg the shop owner to allow me fix it but damn I was rushing. That would be my first heavy HEAVY flow.

I got back to my boyfriend's, stayed for a week more before going back to school and we couldn't have the sex that I had promised him, Shame 😔. I won't lie, this marks the begging of our separation 💔. I kept asking if he would forgive me and he said yes but I know deep down it was a lie. I kept things cool though but few people that I discussed this with advise that I should break up with him if he doesn't because if we get married he would start bringing it up and I will feel indebted to him while he keeps abusing me. Immediately he said he wants to break up with me, I didn't even argue because I was already expecting it.

Did I ever get pregnant after this? Leave that to your imaginations 🤣🤣🤣

Did I regret the abortion? Never ever, infact with who I am today, I'm grateful I don't have a child tying me to someone I may end up hating cos the child go suffer. I will be a very bad mother to that child because I don't know who was responsible till date.

My parents could have done better by giving me an option if I wanted to keep or remove, I didn't have a say on my own body which I didn't like.

Do I still have a womb? I'm menstruating 🤭

Come back to this blog for more juice and tea, I kind of enjoy being vulnerable here. Incase you want to gossip about me, don't screenshot this post, just copy the link and send to your coven people. I need the veiws and who knows, they may end up liking my personality. 

📸: me and my then boyfriend. 

Song for the day: Dance in the rain by Tuface.

#hermothersdaughter #pregnancy #princesshorpsy #womanhood #babygirlforlife 

THE DAY I GOT PREGNANT. PART 2.

 Welcome back my gossip mates, 

Check my previous posts for the part 1 or check this link.

https://princesshorpsy.blogspot.com/2024/11/the-day-i-got-pregnant-part-1.html

I got to my boyfriends place with the bundle of Joy but I couldn't say anything. February was valentine month so we should be celebrating but for where, I was being very moody, I couldn't also have sex with my boyfriend, I kept telling him that My period is coming and back then I use to have wonderful period cramps so he respected me and took care of me.

The both of us started looking for period that I lost for 2 whole weeks before he now started asking me if I had anything I would like to tell him, who please 😈. After much pestering, I had to confess and he was marrrrd, I mean🙊. I wont lie, He handled it like a man, he took me to the hospital to get blood test done and nothing has ever been positive like that pregnancy test in my life that period. 

The doctor was even trying to piss us off when giving us the result, if you had experience, you will know. My boyfriend took me home and didn't tell his parent, instead he went to the pharmacy to get medicine to remove the baby. I took the medicine but no result. Note, my boyfriend lives in a small community and we go everywhere together. It is not easy to bag a Lagos girl but that's not the point. News was already reaching home about our movement.

One day, in my confusion I decided to make a semi cryptic post on Facebook and my mum follows me online, so she thought it was school stuff so she called me and started questioning me, after a little pressure, I spilled and she initially thought it was my boyfriends, started talking about me finishing school and getting married. I had to quickly explain what's going on, she cut the call and never talk to me again. Princess Horpsy.

Now, I had to inform one of the men that I guessed impregnated me at least I don't produce sperm and someone must take responsibilities. He never denied but said he was coming to Ibadan and we should meet to discuss on it. My Boyfriend followed me to Ibadan to meet the person that impregnated his future wife. Walai, no be today I no get sense 😝😝😝😝😝

We met and the guy said he have a doctor that is good in removing and dissecting pregnancy and we should go to OYO TOWN to meet him as he is waiting for us. He said the doctor doesn't take time so we should quickly be on our way. This was about 5pm. Ibadan to Oyo town just to comot belle. Hmmm. 

They did not even give me VIP treatment, we went to enter kabu kabu bus with my precious pregnancy. I have never been to Oyo town before, we were still waiting for more passengers when my spirit just told me that what if I died there, who will go and deliver my dead body to my parent? My boyfriend will not run away that's if they don't kill the both of us there but he may be in jail till now.

My mum wasn't picking my call or talking to me so I called my dad and told him I wanted to tell him something important, He said he was driving and I should send a text for him to read when he parks. So, I typed 'I am pregnant, they are carrying me to Oyo to remove it' something in that line. Short and precise. He called me back immediately, asked me where I am and I told him. He immediately ordered me to drop and come home. 

The speed I use to jump down from that bus and said I was not going again, when they were trying to convince me, I quickly added that my dad knows about it and asked me to come home. Everyone immediately gave up. 

The story is still long, I will conclude it in part 3.

Song for today Baba by Kizz Daniel

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THE DAY I GOT PREGNANT. PART 1.

Just kidding.

I didn't know the day I got pregnant but I took in within 2 months of my physical exposure to sex because I have only watched it on video but never practiced.

Growing up, I had promised myself that I would start having sex when I turned 21 and that was what I did but without sex education. A very big mistake, but don't blame me here, I am an old woman.😜

A little back story, I had an extra year in school which means I had enough time to explore, what did they say about the Idle mind? The Idle mind led me to meet one guy that was as Idle as me. He is older and had explore sex. I cant remember how he convinced me to have sex with me but we started somewhere.

He would take me to his friends place, damn, I have taken a lot of risk in my life, no wonder My mum was doing vigil back to back. I didn't even have a standard because I remember in one of our escapades, I had giving him my money to pay for an hotel for us. 'upcoming sugar mummy'

My introduction to sex was so good that I started being the one to reach out to him for sex 'feminist' so we were having it back to back, he even at a point introduced me to alcohol and he would buy me TomTom when we are going back home.

Where were my parents? I actually told them I was going to the library so they didn't know any of this. Princess Horpsy 

One of my old school mate reached out to me and I also had sex with him that period, remember that I was not sexually educated so I was just 'enjoying' myself, jumping from one man to the other, while lying to everyone except me, till I couldn't find my period that February.

I actually did not need a soothsayer to formally inform me that I am pregnant. 😂😂😂😂. Back then, test strip wasn't common but deep within me I knew this was the cockroach women always swallow. I had never missed my period except that month so that was definitely it.

I found out on my way back to school to go and rewrite my failed courses. (mad oh) I couldn't tell anyone.

Plot twist, I had a Boyfriend in a serious relationship with and we were both keeping ourselves till marriage. 😂😂😂 We don't live in the same state, the plan was to go from home, spend some days with him before I proceed to school. My parent did not also know about this, I can see your eyes, dont judge me.

Remember, I had started having sex without my boyfriends knowledge and I have been enjoying it so I had hinted him that when I come we should try it since I planned to have it at 21 anyways, so lets make it happen. He was also excited and was anticipating for when I would land. 

To God be the Glory, I landed with pregnancy.

Let me know if you enjoyed this so I can publish the remaining part.

Song of the day Ekaette by Maye Hunta

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Me and Church boy.

 What happened between me and this man. 

I can't remember his name as we didn't spend up to a week knowing ourselves. He had invited me to church that Sunday and our plan was that after church, we would meet together in the evening as he had said he wanted to join my evening walk so we can know ourselves better while on an activity.

It sounded like a nice plan, so I met him in Church. The service went well and we were also anticipating seeing each other physically during the service. After the service, he said he had somewhere else to go and he would like me to follow him as it would be fun and we would come back for our walk in the evening.

I initially refused but he kept teasing me and promising it would be fun, so I followed this stranger in excitement to where I did not plan nor know about. The house turned studio was far from the main road and inside all this abandoned houses that the will name 'close' in Nigeria.

I was the only woman in that house as at when I got there but I wasn't scared though because that's not my first time in such situation and i love taking risks like that. 😍 He already told me that there would be lunch but as usual, there is nothing.

After about an hour, he said he was stepping out with one of the guys, he wont be long and he would get me food on his way back. The was light so I held on to his promise and was watching TV. After a while, a girl came to join me. She was the one that was suppose to anchor the program or whatever.

Now I have been waiting for about 3 hours now, no food, nothing. I know I should have stand up to find my way but I was using the period to charge my phone as light wasnt stable in my home.

He came back sweating and apologizing while giving me bread because 'he didn't see food to buy'. Before you say, its the thought that count, I am not a fan of bread, It is not something I appreciate and it felt like an insult.

How would I be waiting for 3 hours and you present me bread as lunch.

This is almost 4pm and I had told this man earlier that I start my walk by 4pm and I would like to take my leave as to go prepare for my walk and freshening up. He started begging me to stay that they would soon be done and I kept saying No that I wanted to leave, he went to call everyone that I am angry and want to leave so they should beg me to stay after telling him the reason why I wanted to leave.

Now, this is embarrassing so I had to stay for what was never my business. He later got me food but I was tired and angry and my mood was completely off. There and then, I decided that we would never meet again, not even by mistake.

I got home around 6.30pm, with a completely wasted day, regret, tired and pissed. I learnt once again never to bend for men nor change my schedule based on emotions.

He reached out to me to apologize but we ended up blocking each other and that is the end of a relationship that never started.

Short man.

Song for the day: Raindrops by Tuface.

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HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY, MUMMY

 NOVEMBER 2ND 2024.

This day was suppose to be my mum's 60th birthday. 

She had look forward to this day since when she was 55 years old, it fell on a Saturday just like my 30th and she had hoped to throw a big party to celebrate her birthday and her retirement.  2 years ago, she started telling everyone how she would celebrate her birthday with joy and how she would rest from going to work.

She even told me the birthday gift she was expecting from me was a husband or my own child because she want to resume her Grandma duties, we laughed about it and that was all. 

Death is funny.

It watched my mum prepare for her 60th and still took her before she can witness the day and that brings me to the question, "What are we even doing in this world when we would still die". This is also one of the part that pained me the most when she died. I mean, she could have waited an extra year, celebrate her birthday and died since we would still all die.

Apart from being a Nurse, my mum loved partying, doing house chores, food, dancing and her laughter was the best ever. Her only worry in her lifetime was how her children will get to the top. She doesn't care for clothes, shoes, jewelries or where her next meal is coming from but her children. She only had 3 of us  because that is the number she can personally take care of. And we all went to one of the best schools, if I do say so myself

I took a lot of personalities from her including not worrying about things that I can't control. I also wont be picking some of her personalities because we are not the same people.

On Saturday, I just stayed imagining how that day would have been if she was alive to celebrate her birthday. It would have been grand, I would have been one of the happiest child that day.

I am grateful I came through her, She did more than a mother hawk when protecting us, She provided all we need to the T, She took motherhood up there that I fear I may not be a 30% of the mother she was when I start having my kids.

Happy Birthday to my Superwoman.

I wish she had stayed longer to be celebrated but I know she's' forever watching us from up there.

Please, any chance you get to celebrate yourself, Please do. You may never know the last one.

Song for the day is Iya Ni Wura by Olayimika Babalola.

#hermothersdaughter.

MOVIE REVEIW: MAN OF GOD

Firstly, this is one of the wackiest movie I have seen this year. Great cinematography, aesthetics was wow but very rubbish story line. I dont understand why we waste huge money on nonsense just to feel among. It seems to me that the money that went into the production of this movie was stolen because if it was worked for it will be put in good use. I kept waiting for the breakthrough in the movie, like when the movie is going to pick up but before it got there the movie ended. I should just drop my pen here but I don't want people to come for me asking what movie I have written.

The movie started with a pastor in church praying while his little boy sneaked out to play with his friends during the prayer session, the pastor followed him out and beat the devil out of him. It was shown to us that Samuel suffered abuse from him father and his mother tried to mediate between both party while urging Samuel to also obey his father. This is what most African mother do instead of focusing on their husbands that is abusing the kids, they beg the kids to clip their wings and they expect to see results.

Few years later, Samuel was seen chopping the life of his head on campus. He his now an artiste leading song bands and dealing in drugs like a prodigal child that he always wanted to be. He had a friend Teju and his girlfriend Rekya. Teju is a Church goer and a childhood friend and also helps with his class work while Rekya is not only his girlfriend, his backup singer and they deal in drugs together.

One day he met with Joy, Teju's girlfriend and he fell in love with her at first sight. Joy is also a church goer like Teju and this made Samuel attend church because of Joy. When Teju discover that Samuel might be having feelings for Joy, she got jealous and left them. 

Rekya on the other hand got a big drug contract and dropped out of school, bought a house and left the country which made Samuel and Joy bonded well without anybody disturbing them. Joy church pastor however warned Joy of her association with Samuel which made their relationship shaky but they got back together after a while till graduation. Samuel couldn't graduate because he had some carryover and Joy graduated and stopped communication with Samuel. Samuel sent a lot of emails to joy before he approach their church pastor and he was told Joy had gotten married to someone else.

This got Samuel devastated, disappointed and depressed. I guess he loved her so much to have such effect on him. Teju came back into the picture to come clean him up and help him graduate and before we knew it, they got married and Samuel became a gospel singer for their church. I must add here that since Samuel left home for the Uni, he has never gone back home but he had the audacity to get married. Men doing big things.

A rumour started in the Church Samuel was ministering as a Gospel singer that he have sex with ladies in the church and he was told he would be investigated, this annoyed Samuel and he left home for Teju because She didn't believe the allegations were untrue. Samuel being a man took the best route to leave home for her. He came back and Rekya reached out to him. They reunited and Rekya sold him the idea of him owning his church so he can make more money. He bought it and lied to Teju that he was called by God to start his own church.

They became pastor and pastor Mrs in no time and had a lot of congregation. Its a youth church so it is expected. Church was booming, money was coming in and Rekya was supporting financially while having sex in return. One day an enveloped was delivered to Teju which contain an abortion slip or whatever, something implicating Samuel though and teju decided to keep it and live life like normal.

On one of Samuel break as a pastor, his younger brother came from the village to tell him his mother died and his father has been waiting for him to come back for years. he reprimanded Samuel and Samuel apologised but it was a fake apology. Joy also came back to the picture with her husband and the duo were surprised to how things have took turn in their lives.

Feelings came back and they hung out but Joy was committed to her husband even though her husband had killed her dreams in one way or the other. Samuel wanted to take advantage of that and asked for them to leave the country together since they were both unhappy in their marriage.

Samuel kept making papers while hoping that Joy agrees to travel out with him till one day Teju was looking for a document and stumbled on the Canadian papers, at the same time Samuel  received a call that Rekya died. He was very sad and Teju confronted him with her discovery. He didnt deny it and he said he did that because he was tired of life and want to try out another country.

Teju was angry and she said she will deal with him. She went to the police with the envelope that was implicating Samuel and Police came for his arrest and the rest they say is history. We were not shown but they he indicated that he went to prison and he later came home to his father and father's church.

The End.

This is how disjointed the movie was, for a movie in this century with such title, they were just taking us round in circles. The title should have been prodigal child because the movie was telling us more about what preacher kids go through and if they had worked with such story line, it would have been better at least to project to viewers and parent what pastor's children go through. Its fine though as I would be rating the movie a 3/10 for efforts and the aesthetics and I am rating Samuel an 8/10 for his acting, He really blended well in the movie.

Have you seen it?

Tell me your concerns and observation, what will you be rating it?

Let us talk.

OF COURSE I F0CKED UP.

 Who never f0ck up, hands in the air.

 No hands?

This is the song on every body lips these days, Kwaku the traveller by Black sherif. My love for for music will make me say its a good song, it has a relatable lyrics and send you back to the realization of stupid things you have done in the past. 

We are quick to judge other peoples choices even when have a lot of piled up mistakes in our sleeves and that why the Bible said 'remove the log in your own eyes before the spec in your brother's eyes'. Any little mistake of other people, we are already bashing them while calming you cant be found in such situation but you have had unprotected sex with a stranger without carry out medical test on each other but because someone played away match that results to pregnancy, you are judging. 😎😎

I have f0cked up and still f0cking up because we cant learn without f0cking up. Most of our parent also f0cked up by giving birth to us, our friends f0cked up by investing in ponzi scams. Look around you and yourself, there is still some f0ck up you are still in, some you have learned, some it will take a long period 'before your eyes clear'

Let me chip in here, getting your degree when you can afford it or having a willing sponsor but you choosing not to is not f0ck up. You are plainly stupid. Sponsoring anyone that is not your child in the name of love to get an education while the only official certificate to your name is your birth certificate is not f0ck up, its being stupid

If you are sick and you are told to give your body rest by not eating some certain food and you go ahead and have them because you have faith, your condition get worse. You didn't f0ck up, you just wan die

There is a thin line between f0ck up and stupidity. When you are ignorant about something or you don't have the information, that can be classified as f0ck ups but having and knowing things that will benefit your life and not make efforts to use them is stupidity. 

Smokers are liable to die young

Alcohol should not be sold to person under the age of 18, Drink responsibly

Too much of everything is bad

Save money for raining days

These are some of the tips information that is easily accessible for people both home and abroad, If you know this and not discipline yourself and end up with consequences in 10years time, you didn't f0ck up, you are just reaping what you sew 'as e dey hot'

I'm seeing different girls and boys using the song to go apologise to their good ex partner, especially those shitty ones that their partner had to give testimony in church when they left. If you made that good person give up on love because of your toxic behaviour, you didn't f0ck up, you are maad.. You were intentionally hurting them so please leave them alone and let them breath.

I have fucked up severally on things I didn't know and I have learnt my lesson when I realized Where I did f0ck up and if you know you are like me, the first thing is forgiving and reconciling with yourself, write down what you could have done better and work on them. In no time you will be fine.

Life is a teacher, the more we live the more we learn. 

I will leave you with 2face- U no holy.

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HAPPINESS IS A MYTH.

'Clap along, if  you know what happiness means to you'

 Do what makes you happy, they say but they will still want to project their definition of happiness on you.

Happiness is what ever makes you happy. We have a lot of societal conditioning where people believe if you don't have some sort of achievement at a certain age then you can never be happy while forgetting assumption is the father of all fuckups. LOL

I have never paid any bill even down to my buying my under-wears while growing up and now that I am single and can afford to pay my bills, it makes me happy just being a responsible adult plus when I see good food my joy is filled. I also want more from life but that does not mean that I am unhappy where I am. 

I have friends that have achieved more than i have in terms of what the society call achievements (cars, houses, marriage, kids etc.) but because I don't have those yet doesn't invalidate my happiness.

For some, happiness is affording 3square meals while some Vacation, shopping at high end stores, living in Nigeria, having their family, seeing their family comfortable, Good health, change of wardrobe, hanging out with friends, owning a pair of good shoes and clothes, migrating, promotion at work, good sex, watching their family achieve a milestone, etc.

I remember my dad always coming home with ;Brighter Grammar' and just watch me read, It makes him happy. He would rather save money to buy me books to improve my vocabulary than take me out for Ice-cream, the Irony there is we are only permitted to read in English not communicate in it. 

While my mum made sure we wore the best among our peers no matter how much it cost, she would get it. It makes her happy that we were able to stand out among our peers. However happiness is different from responsibilities and vices. Lets get that out of the way. 

When my friends discuss with me, the first thing I want to know is if it makes them happy no matter how stupid their decisions are because I understand that their definition of happiness is different from mine. 

I tell most people that I am not interested in saving up money to own an apartment, I will rather spend my money vacationing and knowing new place instead of tying it down somewhere because the society thinks if your mates are achieving and you are not then you will be miserable. 

I grew up in our own apartment and I guess that's why owning a house doesn't matter to me, I am also never telling someone that want to own their house that they are unhappy for wanting that. Happiness differs, what makes me happy might just be basic to you plus what make one happy last year may change this year.

Life is a teacher, whatever we achieve here on earth is what will remain when we are gone.

My definition of happiness is, seeing my immediate family in good health, taking pictures of my fine self and I'm working towards being famous, I really don't care about anything else. I just want to be known before I leave this earth so that I can collect my flowers while I am sill here.

Happiness is cheap as long as you are true to yourself, I repeat 'YOURSELF'. We cannot all achieve all we want before we die, we would lack in some and have excess in some, so calm down and enjoy the ones you have achieved, be happy in that instead of being sad  with the one you are lacking.

Sometimes, I tell myself if Nolly-wood movies are real where one will die and the spirit leaves the body to stand by it side, would I be laughing that I prioritize my happiness or would I be regretting that I lived for the validation of others instead of doing things that makes me happy.

I am admonishing you today to go out there and work towards all that makes you happy without neglecting your responsibilities because at the end of it all, You are the only one that got you. I don't want you to grow older when you are fragile and regret not doing this that makes you happy.

I would leave you with Pharrell Williams-Happy.

Be kind to let me know those little things that makes you happy in the comment box.

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I love you.

THE DANGERS OF LIVING ALONE

 I would like to specially greet those of us that live alone, It isn't easy. A lot of us have a way of masking it as the best thing after salvation but I would not recommend till you are 27years old. I am not talking about living alone as a student, the taste is actually difference and the difference is in the taste. I am talking of living alone as a responsible individual.

I wish I read an article like this before I made decision of leaving my parent to stay alone and even if I stumbled on something like this, I would still go ahead on my decision because 'I get coconut head and I no dey hear word'

Living alone can actually make you lazy and very comfortable because here you are, not accountable to anybody. You are very close to be reckless and useless living alone, the only thing that can help you is your background. If you grew up with a 'train up a child the way he should go' you may avoid being reckless by a wing.

The first thing that comes to mind when people want to start living alone or hear you are living alone is FREEDOM. Freedom to do what you want, having only you to organize your life, go out and come back whenever you like, invite friends and party over night. Just do anyhow you like. What people fail to understand is that FREEDOM comes with its prize and the prize is mostly the emotional aspect of living alone. 

Wait, you don't know?

Have you ever been drenched in rain and expecting to come home to someone/anyone that could just lighten your burden/mood and you open your door to an empty apartment where you are still responsible for yourself.

I remember staying with my parent in that situation, my mum or my sister would have welcomed me with a dry towel, collect my bags and help me unpack and I would also have hot food waiting for me but I threw that care away for freedom.

Have you ever been in a dark moment and even if you didn't open your mouth to say anything, people around you would sense that you are not okay and If they are not asking, they are helping you lightening your mood in the little way they can. Living alone won't give you such liberty, when you are in the dark, you have only you to lighten your mood and for most people they just commit suicide because they believe that's the easiest way out. 

Living alone largely affects ones mental health and I am talking from experience. Most of us living alone can stay for days without physically talking to people except for work reason and no matter how we deny It we need people, we can't do it all by ourselves. Human rely on each other for survival and this is one of the reasons we get married 'companionship'

You may know some people very wicked and aggressive and when the eventually get married, they tune that part of them down because they now have someone they can pour out their heart to instead of holding it all in everyday. 

Bills is also one part that people don't talk about on this topic. Splitting bills is so cheap especially when you do it with someone responsible, Living alone is actually expensive and that means, you have to pay for light bills, buy groceries, pay internet bills, repair things in the house by yourself or call someone to do it, and calling someone to repair stuff in your house as a lady is another risk on its own. Men are just out there wanting to take advantages of women. I would be writing how I was molested by my gen repairer on this blog soon.

If you are sexually active too, I would advice you have a sexual stable partner because living alone can afford you  making wrong decision when it comes to sexual partners.

Living alone is not something that i would not advise to be practised for long because anything after 5 years, it would be very hard to adjust back to living with human.

The things I love about living alone is the part that I can make decisions by myself, I can fail, wail and re-strategize without people judgement of me, I can succeed and celebrate in my corner, I am deaf to people expectation of me and just do me, I am 24hours my me time.

Living alone is actually what made me start this blog and It doesn't matter if I fail or succeed at it, I am just glad I have something to keep me busy while I struggle with life by the side.

 Apart from the boredom that comes with living alone, Living alone is a 50-50 thing and one could die without being discovered for days. Sometimes I always think about what would happen If I slip in the bathroom and pass out or have an health emergency without help. I do take care or myself to avoid being a victim but it could happen and that's the end.

I would advice to live alone if you don't have any chronic health issues, If you are asthmatic please do not try it or make sure you are a people's person so that you can always have people looking for you. For someone like me that are not people's person, lets take care of our health and on days we can, we should socialize and talk to people as much as we can so we can have that space covered in our lives.

Signing out with '2face Only me'

I hope you all listen to my recommend music as I am always making sure I drop something for you somewhere.

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I love you.

MY WEIGHTLOSS JOURNEY

 There have been a lot of questions surrounding my weight loss and while there are speculations that I lost weight to secure a man, don't like how I look, I am looking for a man and all others that I have forgotten. To be truthful, I loved how I looked 2 years ago, chubby, tall, beautiful with good skin. I always command respect any where I step because of the physical features. People always give me my space because in Nigeria, fat people have money and they deserve to be worshipped. 

Unlike weight loss, It is very easy to gain weight and the first step is being careless on how you eat. With weight loss, you have to be intentional about what you eat. When people come to me complaining about someone they know that can finish a house and still not get fat, I laugh. I know our genes also play a big role determining our body weight and we have also seen families with a mixture of fat and slim people. I would say your body weight is majorly in your hands.

I didn't grow up as a fat person, I grew up and started getting fat. Apart from have a wide hips my body was just there. My fat became obvious in 2017, I had finish my first degree and I don't have what exactly to do than eat, relax and be taken care of. 2020 was the highest I had been. I weighed almost a 120kg before I started my weight loss journey.

I'm having a music break. Sungba by Asake.

In 2020, I had gone out of shape. I knew I needed to get a remedy but I didn't know how to lost weight. I was looking at myself in the mirror with a NO NO NO. I think that's depressing on its own, having to look at the mirror and seeing someone else. I had tried home gym and I didn't get result not because I wasn't accountable to anyone. My boyfriend then always reward me with Ice cream and fried rice whenever I lost a kg. The Irony.

 February 2020, the Covid lockdown came and there was no movement till around May. You can guess what I was investing my money on FOOD, FOOD, FOOD plus sleep. We had steady electricity so I was trying several recipe. We couldn't go to work and we had to survive one way or the other.

I remember by May 2020, I was no more chubby nor fat, I had blown. March/April 2020 I started having issues with my right leg, I would wake up in the morning and I wont be able to lift my leg for the first 15mins of the day. As a Nigerian, I thought it was a minor thing so I got hot balm and would apply hoping the pain would relief me. My boyfriend warned me to visit the hospital but Hospitals were barely attending to people except your condition is critical.

I visited the pharmacy and got any drug for bone pain. I was using it with the balm and instead of getting better, my leg was getting worse. I couldn't go out and when I did I relied on one leg. Most of the time I am useless. I would wake up in the morning and instead of standing up to face the day I would crawl down from my bed, not crawl. I would roll down my bed till my body tells me I am free to stand up. I was coming home one day when I felt the same pain on my left leg. I was in the middle of the road and I had to throw away my bags just to support my leg with my hand. I was bowed on that spot for 10mins of the day and I told myself if I don't attend to this leg, I may get paralyzed from it. 

I got home and wailed. The thought of losing my legs was worse than death. My only fear is being alive and useless, I would rather die than having someone helping me do stuff that I could do but can no longer do. I started using support (walking sticks) in the house. I was buying stuff with home delivery because I was scared I could just fall in the middle of the road. My 2 legs are now bad, one worse than the other. The pain was in my hips and affected the whole leg.

I thought of where I could get my leg checked by professionals before I lost them and I remembered one of my acquaintance works in orthopaedic hospital, I called him up and told him all I have been passing through and my fears. He asked me to come early to the hospital in two days time so he can use his influence to help me get checked because of the priority giving to people in critical condition, Covid palava.

I got to the hospital before 7am and he was shocked. I called him that I am around and he helped me. I got x-ray done, I took the result to the doctor and the Doctor said all is well with the x-ray result and what am I looking for. Village people have followed me to the hospital. He prescribed some drugs for me and gave me an appointment for follow up on the drugs.

I remember getting home and started wailing. I was worried on the level of pain I was passing through and the doctor said there was nothing detected on me. I remember i would walk and feel my bones grinding each other the way you feel when you grind your teeth against each other. I couldn't tell my parent because I believe they should be resting and not running around for my problem as an adult.

I had visited my parent this period and my Mum looked at me for traces of pregnancy before blurting out 'you are getting fat, please watch it'. For someone that is passing through all I mentioned you can imagine my reply. Amidst tears, I told her i was trying and ran into the bathroom, had another round of tears.

My next hospital appointment, I met with another Doctor and she checked my file, asked me personal questions and ran tests on me. I was diagnosed of TROCHANTERIC BURSITIS. You can read more on that but it simply means 'Chronic hip pain'. She was actually very nice to me and she told me I will be fine and have nothing to worry about. I would first need to sacrifice my weight, if I want to get better. Is this woman playing, what is weight when I am almost losing my legs. She referred me to a dietician and prescribed very strong drugs that I had to drop as they were tampering with my mental health. This is a confirmation that I can't do hard drugs.

The dietician drafted my new meal for me, exercises and gave me tips to make my journey easy. I got home that day and had to make a life changing decision. It is very hard as an adult throwing away the life you use to know and embrace another lifestyle entirely. Weight loss journey is very though, I would tell you the truth. there would be another blog on my struggles, please see it when I drop it. It will address everything I faced and passed through on this Journey.

This is how I started my journey and I write this for people that will ask me in the future on why I embarked on this journey. I don't regret losing weight. I still feel that pain only when I sit for long. I have to balance my life by measuring my sitting and standing. Life though, It has it ways of playing tricks on us.

I am ending this blog with Eh God by my baby Kizz Daniel.

I have the weight loss meal plan that I used for this journey for sale at 5000naira, send me an email at Opeyemiaremu0@gmail.com if you want a copy.

If you have any question, drop it in the comment and I would be willing to answer to the best of my knowledge.

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TRUST NO ONE : THE HUNT FOR CRYPTO KING (REVIEW)

 This is a Netflix documentary on Gerald Cotton aka Gerry, the founder and CEO of QUADRIAGACX, the husband of Jennifer Robertson, who died in India on December 9, 2018 of Crohn's Disease. There are still questions on peoples lips if he's dead or alive because his death and everything surrounding his death seems suspicious. It is alleged that he faked his own death, did plastic surgery and now hiding. 

He started QuadriagaCX in Canada in 2013 for buying and selling Bitcoin and business was going smooth till when Bitcoin price skyrocket in 2017 and people started investing heavily to benefit from the new price and QuadriagaCX turns out to be highly recommended on where to trade Bitcoin.

Tong  Zou, a software Engineer and a Youtuber as at that time was already thinking of how to quit his job and start travelling round the world, when he heard about the sudden rise of Bitcion he requested for a loan and he invested $85,000 on Bitcion while hoping to hit it big but he was disappointed as the price of Bitcion ridiculously dropped after he has invested so he is left with a loan of $85,000 and while he was thinking of how to pay back he decide to sell off his house and start a new life.

He sold his house and his other properties, got a sum of $400,000 in total and now needs a way to move his money to Canada where he planned to start a new life, He made a research and even though he could move his money through the bank, he didn't want to pay the 2% charges so he found QuadrigaCX online as one of the best trading platform in Canada so he traded all his $400,000 so he could withdraw when he gets to Canada. All was well till it was time to get the Bitcoin worth his money and he didn't get any response for hours which turns to days and month till Gerry death was announced on January 14th 2019 and that was when he confirmed he was in trouble and his money was gone.

Ali Mousavi an A.I consultant wanted to change career and while he waited for clarification on what to do next with his life he decide to trade Crypto currency and he invested $70,000 with QuadrigaCX which also disappeared with Gerry's death. Gerry died with a $190 million customer holdings. On investigation it was discovered that Gerry was the only one with access to the wallet and now that he's dead no one can have access to the account nor his wife Jenny which was declared a partner of the company.

This is where it get very suspicious and deeper investigations where conducted, people that went to the funeral said it was a closed casket so they can confirm if he was buried or not, on further investigations, they discovered that Michael Paytrn was the founder of QuadriagaCX since 2003 and not Gerry. Gerry has just been flaunting it as his while using it to perpetrate fraud. Michael was also discovered to be a criminal as he had facial surgery and change identity from Omar Dhanani to being Michael.

It was also discovered that he willed all his properties to Jenny his wife 12 days before his death and it was rumoured that his wife might have killed him to take over the properties, She has also changed her name thrice in the space of 3 years so who wouldn't think she is behind all this and It was said that she was happy and partying with her friend at the funeral which was strange for a widow. 

At the end of the day it was discovered that Gerry had uploaded no existing coins on QuadrigaCX and people had been buying fake coins. He ran a Ponzi scheme where he rob Pete to pay Paul. He got money from someone to pay the other but when there was a dip in Bitcoin, he couldn't continue paying them because he was also investing in other trading platforms abroad to get rich. It was also discovered that he has been operating scam since he was 14.

People are still yet to believe that he is dead as Crohn's diseases has a very low death rate but a doctor where he was admitted confirmed his death and also said there was no autopsy taken place for a man like Gerry. There are speculations on whether to dig up his grave and run a DNA on him to confirm his death or maybe he has just followed his mentor Michael to change his identity. Either ways, peoples money is missing and everyone is holding on hope and faith.

Gerry may resurrect one day but till then engage in this article 

 Have you seen the movie?

 Do you believe he is dead? 

Have you be duped or invested in a Ponzi unknowingly?

If you enjoy this, tell me what movie to review next?

I'm rating this a 8 out of 10, what do you rate it?

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MY CRUSH HATES ME.

 '6 foot 5

Act your size

I've been shy

Now I go talk my mind'.

Tales by moonlight by Tiwa Savage ft Ameerae.

This is my companion for now while I wait for my chilled wine to get me lost in the moment, the sensual innuendo in this song has made me remember all the men i have crushed on for the past 3/4 years. I shouldn't be telling you the meaning of crush at this point, right?

Let me start with my celebrity crush, male of cause. 

My first crush was Olamide Baddo, there is nobody that knew my that I don't introduce Olamide to. I knew almost everything about him then and i dont tolorate any slander on his person. My friend Seyi got tired of me and Olamide at one point. I had all his songs, album and whatever it is he released. It got to a point where i started recommending his songs to everyone around me. I really dont know how that crush ended because now I no longer have time for him.

The next is Davido, I remember I was in my father's parlour when his Single 'Damiduro' aired and since then i was hooked on his this guy. I was always looking foward to his next release then he started dropping albums. I was among the 1000 that downloaded his album. I think I lost the crush when there was a rumour of him attempting to kidnap his child.

Then here comes Falz the Bahd guy, his body and Charisma swept me and still sweeping me off my feet. Ha 'omo tan'. From his Toyin Tomato, to Jamb Question to Celebrity girlfriend and more. There is just something about Falz, his voice, body, caramel topping and more that i wont be saying here before you snatch him from me. Guy is my type. I don't think I have lost him though but he has joined bad gang and stopped giving me quality music. This is Nigeria is still one of my best from him but I have my reservation about his 'child of the world' that song is a NO NO.

The latest is Kizz Daniel, my baby boo. It's his height and lips for me and his carriage. My guy doing his stuff on the low. Shine Shine bobo and his songs are still hitting the right keys in my body. I don't allow my ex rest whenever Kizz releases a new song. I would also beg him to learn any dance steps Kizz does so he can replicate the dance steps for me. I have not broken up with Kizz though, he is sharing my attention with Falz. They can cohabit right, after all women are polygamous in nature.

My wine is here and though I am light weighted, I still love my alcohol and the effects it has on me. I hope you are sipping on something because its about to get hot, like hot hot. I am a firm believer of men chasing after women and I also believe women should go after who they want especially since life is short so let do what makes us happy. Yes a woman should withdraw if there is no exchange of energy, don't wait till you are disrespected. Count your lose and move on if he doesn't like you back.

Omo, this grilled chicken is so spicy. I want to scratch my tongue

If you see my celebrity crush, the pattern with them is they are successful that should give an hint about my crush that I would be talking about. They are complete package, gbagbe 'King by Fireboy'. I am the girl that approach my crush and tell them I like them and there is none that doesn't like me back but as usual it doesn't work out.

D is young , we are about the same age or he slightly older than me but he his very brilliant. He has his English language polished and his argument are always spot on. I like me an outspoken someone and can carry people along without insulting anyone. I remembered I had approached him one night and expressed my feelings and he immediately confirm he had same feelings for me. All was going well between us, send pictures , checking on each other, chatting and boom, Covid killed everything as we were in lock down and it affected our growing relationship, plus the #ENDSARS protest. Emotions were high and that how it ended with him. We still chat after everything but it wasn't like it used to be so we went our separate ways but I tried, right?

AY is the 2nd person i will be talking about, I would try as much as possible not to disclose much for him to be traced because he is such a private person. He is older but I still tried my luck and he also said he liked me back but he refuse to show me. On some days I would reach out, he would never reply me even when its obvious that he is online and making posts. I had to un follow him on social platforms for my sanity at one point because even he had said he like me back why is he leaving me on read. I will add here that I do wait for his messages on days he choose to reach out so that I can also leave him on read. 2 can play the game. 😎 

I actually wanted our ship to sail because even though I have not met him physically, I have this special likeness for him but the special died in the likeness when he gave me one information one day and I even though I was angry because I felt like I wasted my time waiting on him, I am still glad he counted me worthy to inform me first maybe out of respect I don't know or maybe I should ask him before I publish this because I am very sure he would read this. I know him that much. I have stopped crushing on him though he still owe me something whenever we eventually meet. He's the one I call the biggi man 'Motigbana by Olamide' Suprisingly, we are still cool. We still laugh  and make fun of each other whenever we talk but he is a stubborn gooat.

Lets call the last one AD, I think I am at a point where I have stopped crushing on him. You know when you like someone, you hardly see their flaws. He knows I am kind of obsessed about him and he takes that advantage to the fullest. I would literally do anything for him. I would tell him not to treat me in a way but he would do that which I kick against. I would laugh it off or sometimes get angry, which ever way he would get away with it without apology. 

We have not seen each other for a while and I use that while to evaluate our closeness and our 'relationship' It doesn't look like it worth the stress. I guess the likeness have worn off, though If I see him now I would get excited but I don't know how to explain it, he is not bad but he doesn't treat me the way I want.

Or is it me feeling entitled since I approached him first.

Tell me in the comment box.

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